These animals own the catwalk at Walker Ranch

Fabulous, Mr. Bear. (Boulder County)

A single camera at the Walker Ranch open-space park caught four of Colorado’s favorite animals getting down with their bad selves.

First, you have to queue up this song.

Open this in a new tab.

Now you’re ready to anthropomorphize some animals.

Hit it, lil foxy.

Nice, good stuff. (Boulder County)
Nice, good stuff. (Boulder County)

Bring out the big boy.

Fabulous, Mr. Bear. (Boulder County)
Fabulous, Mr. and/or Mrs. Bear. (Boulder County)

It’s time for a m-f’ing lynx.

Who are you wearing? (Boulder County)
Who are you wearing? Yourself? (Boulder County)

And this cat needs no introductions:

Meow, baby. Meow. (Boulder County)
Meow, baby. Meow. (Boulder County)
Want to do it all again?

Play this Ginuwine in a new tab and hit it from the top. (Thanks, Alex Burness.)

But what’s it all mean?!

We have an incredible diversity of animals, they are wonderful, and we should probably stop taking dumps in their homes.

Also, all these photos came from the Boulder County education and outreach team. Follow them.

Andrew Kenney

Author: Andrew Kenney

Andrew Kenney writes about public spaces, Denver phenomena and whatever else. He previously worked for six years as a reporter at The News & Observer in Raleigh, N.C. His most prized possession is his collection of bizarre voicemail. Leave him one at 303-502-2803, or email