Tim Tebow’s minor-league jerseys are going to sell like crazy

Tim Tebow’s gonna wear some really dumb shirts and they’re going to sell for a bazillion dollars.

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UPDATE: The Tim Tebow Mets jersey is the only player jersey you can get for a player currently at the lowest level of minor-league play.

Remember when the Denver Broncos quarterback was the most popular and most unpopular person in the U.S.? Yes, Tebow Time is back, as Tim Tebow has signed with the New York Mets — a baseball team — on the first day of the Denver Broncos’ title defense season.

Minor-league baseball, of course, is known for more than just baseball. In fact, it’s probably less known for baseball and more known for Family-Friendly Atmosphere. In other words, Tebow’s gonna wear some really dumb shirts and they’re going to sell for a bazillion dollars. Let’s take a look.

Tebow’s jerseys always sell like mad. He didn’t end up playing for the Philadelphia Eagles and he sold more jerseys while there than actual good football players in June of 2015.

The teams in the New York Mets minor-league organization currently:

The Las Vegas 51s

The Mets’ AAA team is, yes, named after Area 51.
Star Trek night can’t come soon enough.

Join the Fleet. 👽⚾️🖖 #LV51s #StarTrekNight #CaptainKirk #UniWatch

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Star Wars night can’t come soon enough.

Binghamton Mets

The Mets’ AA team is, yes, named after the Mets.
This one is to support the American Heart Association:

Which one best describes Tim Tebow?

Buddy the Bee took some time to welcome the Binghamton University students back to school #GoBearcats #GOBU

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St. Lucie Mets

Here’s the Mets’ Advanced A team.

Finally got to introduce Jackson to my friend Klutch 😁 @_amaaandaa_ #stluciemets #klutch #baseball #metsgame

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Brooklyn Cyclones

Maybe Jay Z will be there and they can be friends! Here’s the Mets’ Single-A team.
This is Stimpy, right?

Gene Cone went 3-for-5 on the night had a perfectly placed squeeze to give Brooklyn a 5-4 win. #AmazinStartsHere

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Yeah, it is.

Here they are, the Jerseys and Caps for 90s Nickelodeon Night featuring Ren & Stimpy.

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For Nickelodeon night.

Nickelodeon 90s Night featuring Ren & Stimpy coming to MCU Park on Wednesday with a limited edition bobblehead ticket package.

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Tonight's Pitching Matchup: RHP Harol Gonzalez (6-2, 1.57 ERA) vs. RHP Carlos Acevedo (2-4, 3.27 ERA)!

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